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Pocket scream €29.00
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Pocket scream

€29.00

Are you too busy to scream? Need to let them out? Let Pocket Scream do the work for you. Simply record a scream and playback when needed. This handy labour saving device allows you to scream once and playback a...

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Phoney

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Meet Phoney, the smart phone weaning device. Phoney will always love you. Simply press the button when self-love is needed. 3D printed body 13.7cm H x 6.6cm W x 0.8cm deep 1 cell battery (included) Press button to illuminate the heart...

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I find you appealing
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I find you appealing

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Love is like a potato salad, devoid of peelings.  Greeting card 20cm H x 13.5cm W Potato peeler Potential potato salad  

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Awkward device
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Awkward device

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Modern devices are comfortable, easy to use and stylish. But not Awkward device. This product has been designed with no consideration for your practical and emotional needs. Awkward device will embarrass you. It's annoying and difficult to use. But there's...

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Deter Gent
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Deter Gent

€39.00

Rationality seems like a good idea. It gives you answers. It gives you war. But logic has its limits and that's where Deter Gent comes in. Turn the knob one way and it vibrates, turn it the other way and...

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I have small kneads
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I have small kneads

€7.00

~ Pummel, pound, squeeze, wring, twist, crush, form, shape, mould, blend, malaxate, press, manipulate, palpate, rub, handle, stroke and feel.  Greeting card 20cm H x 13.5cm W Miniature bread baking tin Small loaves for a miniature Jesus  

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Fuckyoulater
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Fuckyoulater

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Tell her you love him. Tell him you love them. Tell them you love me.Tell me you love me. Greeting card 20cm H x 13.5cm W Stainless steel piping nozzle, 4.5cm long Potential fancy cupcake  

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It's not true
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It's not true €69.00
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It's not true

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It’s true, you will die one day. Your reflection may look perfectly alive now but one day it won’t. Why waste time believing the stuff in your head? Look in the mirror, press the button and remind yourself that seeing...

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Krappy badge

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Do you need to synergistically harness brand enabled click-though relationships or globally conceptualise accurate supply-chain content marketing or authoritatively implement worldwide convergence optimised for social sharing? Nope, didn’t think so. That’s why you don’t need a krappy lapel badge.  2cm...

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Marketing drone t-shirt
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Marketing drone t-shirt €29.00
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Marketing drone t-shirt

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Marketing will seep into your pores and infect your DNA. The krappy logo will fall from the skies unabated. You will be content and content will be you. It's made by American Apparel It's lovely, it's fine jersey, it's slim fit,...

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Love me
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Love me

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With tenderness. Greeting card 20cm H x 13.5cm W  Glass mirror Reflection not included  

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Sorry I forgot
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Sorry I forgot

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To forget is to remember backwards.  Greeting card 20cm H x 13.5cm W Kitchen sink sieve And something else  

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Vibrating painting
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Vibrating painting €49.00
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Vibrating painting

€49.00

Imagine you are a painting. No-one can touch you. Now imagine you had a special button. Thick wooden frame Acrylic paint, vibrating motor and press button switch Press the button and the painting vibrates (vibrations penetrate the building) 20cm wide x 25cm...

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You grate
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You grate

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Not sure what to say? Be greatful. Greeting card 20cm H x 13.5cm W Miniature cheese grater  

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Journal ~ ESCUCHA
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Journal ~ ESCUCHA

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Listen up. You might be wondering if we can't spell. As it happens 'ESCUCHA' means listen in Spanish. And that's exactly what this little journal asks from you. To sit quietly and listen, then to scrawl what you hear. If we...

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